![]() ![]() ![]() So this whole thing is your crusade against monkey overpopulation? I'll have my monkey castrated this very day! Uh, no. It's just that you don't give a rat's ass any more.Ģ. How long until you can't tell them apart? Or remember their names? At what point, in your mind, do your beloved pets become just a faceless sea of monkey? If you get enough monkeys, you'll eventually have enough that you no longer even care if one of them dies.Now, each of these monkeys is every bit the monkey that Slappy was. They're all your personal monkey friends. Maybe one is aggressive, one is affectionate, one is distant and quiet. Tito, Bubbles, Fluffy, Marcel and ShitTosser. You'd be sad if Slappy died, wouldn't you? Now, imagine you get five more monkeys. Maybe you and he have little pirate monkey adventures and maybe even join up to fight crime. A monkey dressed like a little pirate, if you wish. What do monkeys have to do with it? Picture a monkey. What do monkeys have to do with war, oppression, crime, racism and even e-mail spam? You'll see that all of the random ass-headed cruelty of the world will suddenly make perfect sense once we go. One million deaths is a statistic." -Chuck Norris but you better believe that I would be willing to be as hairless as an olympic swimmer to get me a piece of that!! I know that if I was dating this bitch-without-a-real-cause, I would make the same rule apply to her legs, pits and crotch. Even then, would it really prove anything? We get it that some women may not like the scruffy look but women, if you have a problem with your man not shaving enough, FUCKING TELL HIM!! Dont decide to run a pointless national campain against unshaven faces.Īs you all know, you women hold all the cards when it comes to sex and if scruf bothers you that much, make a rule that your man wont get any unless his face feels like a baby's bottom. If this movement really had any hopes to go anywhere or prove anything they would pick the bearded lady from the circus to be their representative and not some hot, lazy swimsuit model. We are not protesting against anything, we just simply dont feel like shaving and it's considered socially acceptable for a man to be scruffy or bearded. Hell, that's the main reason so many men rock the unshaven look. ![]() I think what it comes down to is that these beautiful women are just too lazy to shave. Tarentelli? I dont see why that would be ok to shave/wax but you would still leave your legs and pits to go au naturel. That picture should be sent to PETA so they can protest her choice of wearing fur.įurthermore, what about her bikini line? If that girl is truly that hairy, chances are she should be rocking the full-on 70's muff and you would see pubes spilling out the sides and top of that bikini bottom. Now that you have fought off your initial gag reflexes, picture this woman without armpit hair and leg hair.much better right? I mean this girl is HOT and she is screwing up our view by throwing all that extra fur in places they shouldnt be if you plan to wear a bikini. This is Terry Tarentelli, swimsuit model and NoScruf Founder. Take a moment to look at this beautiful woman pictured here. Are they for real? Despite famine in Darfur, war in the middle east and Scientologists hiding babies for months on end these women have decided to protest men who dont shave?!? Just to make it worse, their form of protest is to stop shaving as well? I just dont get it. The organization is called no-scruf which stands for National Organization of Social Crusaders Repulsed by Unshaven Faces. In the midst of catching up on my celebrity gossip, I came across a link to a very disturbing new cause that many celebrity women have taken on. ![]()
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